I Took A DNA Test And Turned Out I’m The Troll –
One day I was looking at my wife’s t-shirt and I noticed it had this crazy picture on it. It said “I took a DNA test and turned out I’m the craziest troll in that jeep.” I immediately went over to her and asked what happened and she told me that she is a registered nurse and that the jeep owner had given her the shirt while we were on a long ride one day and she put the t-shirt on while we were sitting in the car. I asked her if she remembered wearing that shirt and she said that she did and that she actually looked quite hot in it too. Well, it turned out that I wasn’t the only crazy idiot on the planet who has taken a DNA test and turned out that I am the craziest troll in that jeep. Thanks to DNA tests and my ridiculous t-shirt, I’m now known as the troll of the negril island.
The next morning I went over to his house and I asked him if he still thought I was the stupidest troll in the world because he told me I was. He told me that I sure look like the troll in the t-shirt and he still could not believe I was so dumb. Well, thanks to that stupid T-Shirt I now know I’m the dumbest troll in the world. Unfortunately for myself I now have to wear that t-shirt to all my meetings and to talk to all the interns in the department.
If you would like to avoid getting a troll t-shirt or getting the troll in your life then you should get a DNA test today. You will be able to determine with absolute certainty whether or not you are the troll. Don’t worry, the internet has a lot of cool information about genetics and how they work. You can also order a DNA test online and it will cost you a small fee but it will be worth it because then you’ll be able to prove you are the troll and you’ll have proof to show anyone who ever asks.